Uptown Funk (AAAA+)

Uptown Funk is an indica dominant hybrid strain (80% indica/20% sativa) created through crossing the potent 88 G-13 X Afghani strains. A great choice for any experienced patient, this potent indica packs classic Afghani effects paired with a pungent aroma that will fill any room with its heavy stench. The Uptown Funk high will settle in slowly, beginning with a burning happiness that inches its way throughout your entire body, turning any negativity and tension to ash. As your mood reaches new heights of pure bliss, a calming sensation will begin to settle into your body, eventually leaving you in a state of pure sedated couchlock. This effect will absolutely turn sedative, so mind your dosage if you have anything to get done! In combination with its super high 34% average THC level, these effects make Uptown Funk a great choice for treating a variety of conditions including chronic pain, insomnia, cramps or muscle spasms, the symptoms of PMS and neuropathy. This bud has a super heavy and spicy skunky diesel flavor with a rich, herbal sage exhale. The aroma is a unique blend of savory spices accented by pungent dank and super skunky diesel. Uptown Funk buds have dense and long pepper-shaped bright neon green nugs with lots of thin orange hairs and tiny, purple-tinted white crystal trichomes.

Indica Dominant Hybrid – 80% Indica / 20% Sativa
THC: 26.5% – 34%

Effects:
Body High, Calming, Happy, Relaxing, Sleepy
May Relieve:
Chronic Pain, Cramps, Insomnia, Muscle Spasms, Neuropathy, PMS
Flavors:
Diesel, Herbal, Sage, Skunky, Spicy
Aromas:
Dank, Earthy, Herbal, Pungent, Sage, Spicy